Amazing. Just when you thought Wilford Brimley couldn't become a more powerful force in the universe, along comes the game "Wilford Brimley Battle" for the NES. Wilford obviously used his mind-controlling oats on some poor bastard and forced the guy to create a hack of "River City Ransom". After the game was completed, Wilford probably turned that guy's brain into oatmeal to keep him quiet.